The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Zombies
Why fight it, blonde girl? He may not be pretty, but there's a lot we can learn from our undead friends. Find out how you can put 7 of the best habits of zombies to work for you, both professionally and personally, today.
The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People? Pshh. That’s so 80s. There’s another, albeit highly unlikely, source I think you could learn a whole lot more from. Yep, I’m talking about zombies. They might not be pretty to look at, but there’s no denying that they’re still some of the most effective used-to-be people around.
What? All this time you callously thought zombies were good for nothing more than your entertainment, didn’t you? You laughed as they tore apart your least favorite movie character, cried as they successfully took a bite of your favorite TV actor, and cheered as your beloved book protagonist narrowly escaped their clumsy clutches.
But did you ever stop to think that zombies could actually teach you something? Zombies may not have feelings too, but they are quite savvy when it comes to getting what they want. Decaying flesh and rotting teeth aside, there’s a lot we can learn from the undead.
Keep reading to learn how you can put 7 of the best habits of zombiesto work for you today.
Habit 1: Be Relentlessly Confident
Can you imagine how strange it would be to see an insecure, self-doubting zombie?
“I’ll never be able to catch that human. My stupid, dead limbs just won’t move fast enough. My tattered clothes are so embarrassing. I’m just not good enough.”
To be fair, zombies are devoid of feelings, but that’s beside the point. When it comes to getting what you want, your attitude could benefit from an undead overhaul.
So your business idea wasn’t received well? No one came to the event you hosted? You lost some crucial business to a competitor?
Don’t let it stop you from trying again. And again. And again. Pursue your dreams like a zombie would: relentlessly and without the fear of failure.
Habit 2: Get the Respect You Deserve
Say anything you want about zombies, but when it comes down to it, the one thing they’ll always have is your respect.
You innately know that if you see a zombie, you have two options: Get the hell out of there or kill it. There’s no in between.
Zombies are incredibly good at their job (seek out humans, eat them, and/or turn them into zombies) and humans have come to respect – and fear – that.
In somewhat of the same vein, if you work hard to gain the respect of those around you, including employees, co-workers, and customers, you’ll go a lot further in business.
It should go without saying, but there’s a huge difference between getting respect and scaring people. Always aim to be the type of person people gravitate toward rather than the type people run like hell away from.
Habit 3: Be Meticulously Thorough
Would a zombie ever leave a job undone? Give up? Cut corners? Of course not. While it can be a little gross to watch, zombies are, day in and day out, as thorough as they can possibly be.
In fact, the only thing that’ll stop a zombie from eating every last bit of a victim is a shotgun blast to the head. Or an ax. Or a crossbow. But you get the idea.
And while you’d never want to be so thorough that someone has to kill you to get you to stop doing your job, taking even the slightest undead approach to your work can be a good thing.
When you’re as thorough as a zombie, you’re more effective. Period. (Just try to be a little less messy in your approach.)
Habit 4: Listen Intently
One of the best (or worst) traits of a zombie is the fact that those dead bastards can hear better than any living creature around.
Oh, a baby is crying five miles away? A person accidentally dropped a plate on the ground? You can bet your clumsy ass that zombies will be on the move and arriving shortly.
How fast they arrive, of course, depends on if these are the dumb, slow zombies (my personal fave) or the smarter, faster zombies (you don’t stand a chance).
Either way, becoming a great listener will undoubtedly help you learn and growas a person -- and assuming you don't have rotting flesh, you can even do it without terrifying the people around you.
Habit 5: Turn on the Charm
Charm comes in all shapes and sizes. In this case it's wearing blood-soaked clothing and has a strangely loveable gait.
Their hearts may no longer beat, but, somehow, zombies have stolen a little bit of ours. Movies about the undead kill at the theater. The Walking Dead slays audiences every season. And people even write weird zombie-themed blog posts – all despite the fact that the undead are truly relentless killing machines with freakishly good hearing.
What does this prove? That zombies must have a certain ‘je ne ses quoi,’ or they wouldn’t be such a big part of popular culture today.
Zombies, with their blood-soaked clothing and rotting flesh, are somehow still able to charm us into continually giving them ratings. Of course, being charming, in a human’s case, can have a slightly different outcome.
When you’re a charismatic person, you’ll go further in business, make stronger connections, and have a much better chance at staying employed and profitable no matter what the economic climate is. (No apocalypse necessary.)
Habit 6: Become a Networking Expert
Most zombies travel in packs. Granted, you may see a lone straggler here and there, but for the most part, you can consider them to be (undead) herd animals. Why is this?
Well, zombies are stronger, and much more effective, when in a big group. One zombie in a field? No problem. 10 zombies in a field? Time to run.
The same goes, somewhat, for humans. When you team up with other humans you collectively become much stronger.
Whether it’s by referring customers back and forth, learning from your boss’s expertise, or by supporting your co-workers, you’ll find that your journey as a professional will be much smoother and hopefully, more profitable, than it might have been otherwise.
And hey, if there doeshappen to be a zombie apocalypse at some point, you’ll at least have a bunch of new friends around to help you shoot all those relentless zombies in the head. (Just hope you get the dumb and slow kind.)
Habit 7: Dare to Be Different
Maybe the reason zombies have been able to remain popular over the years is because they are so different from all other monsters out there. After all, there are ghosts, demons, vampires, sea creatures, grim-reapers, you name it, but none just flat-out stalk humans 24/7 like zombies do.
Broad daylight? Zombies don’t give a shit. Middle of the night? Zombies aren’t afraid of the dark.
Humans are never fully safe from zombies, no matter where they are, what time of day it is, or what type of weapon they have to protect themselves. (Unless you get that coveted, right-through-the-forehead shot.)
The very habits that make zombies different from other monsters are the same ones that have made them – strangely – likeable.
Being different, unique, special, whatever you want to call it, sets you apart. Yes, you may take a risk, but the alternative looks a lot like getting in line behind all the others who have chosen to play it safe, and hoping, somehow, you still get noticed.
Whether it’s with your business idea, marketing plan, customer approach, or anything else, when you dare to be different, you dare to go further than all the rest. And -- you just might tear apart the competition (figuratively) while you’re at it.
Lessons on Life From the Lifeless
What we’ve learned here today is simple: Nobody puts the undead in a corner. Zombies fight for what they want – and usually always get it – because nothing, and I mean nothing, can shake their confidence.
Isn’t it time you attacked your day with the same mentality? In fact, applying these habits to your life, both professionally and personally, will help you to become a more effective, happy, and successful person overall.
Food for thought: How is it possible that brain-dead zombies can teach the living so much?
Which of the 7 habits of highly effective zombies will you be stealing from the undead?
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