The Bachelor’s Recipe for Social Media

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Dustin DeTorres Social Media Strategist , DeTorres Group

Posted on January 1st 2013

The Bachelor’s Recipe for Social Media

Chock-full of international flavor, this recipe made bacheloresque style dish is wonderful for birthdays, bake sales, sitting alone in Starbucks, potlucks or any non-social gathering. It’s a social media lover’s dream!

Ingredients:

(serving size 1)

2000 Packets of Ramen
3 Online Dating Sites
67  hours of stalking ex girlfriends
10000  hours of “liking” stupid posts
1 Dash of Pinterest
1 Dash of Facebook
3/4 teaspoon LinkedIn
1 tablespoon parsley
1/2 cup chopped onion
1 teaspoon of remorse
10000 hours of teaching others how to do social media right

 Preparation method

Prep: 30 yrs| Cook: Indefinitely

1: Preheat oven to 4000 degrees F
 
2. Combine first the remorse, “likes”, stalking,  online dating sites and ramen into a large bowl. Mix well, call your mom then discard.
 
3: Place LinkedIn, Pinterest and Facebook into 8 inch square pan.  Let stand for 3-4 years.
 
4: Combine the parsley and chopped onion.  Spread over the social media mixture.
 
5: Bake in the preheated oven for 17 years. Let stand for eternity before serving.
 
This dish is better paired with your choice of SEO, a Heineken or Inbound Marketing.  Enjoy!

 

 

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Dustin DeTorres

Social Media Strategist , DeTorres Group

Dustin DeTorres is a digital marketer, social strategist and futurist by profession. He is the CEO of the Digital Marketing Agency DeTorres Group and the Director of Inbound Marketing for iDigitalStrategies.com. His areas of expertise include content strategy and development, digital brand management, and formulation of advertising strategies. You can find his blog at dustindetorres.com.

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