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The Bachelor’s Recipe for Social Media

Chock-full of international flavor, this recipe made bacheloresque style dish is wonderful for birthdays, bake sales, sitting alone in Starbucks, potlucks or any non-social gathering. It’s a social media lover’s dream!


(serving size 1)

2000 Packets of Ramen
3 Online Dating Sites
67  hours of stalking ex girlfriends
10000  hours of “liking” stupid posts
1 Dash of Pinterest
1 Dash of Facebook
3/4 teaspoon LinkedIn
1 tablespoon parsley
1/2 cup chopped onion
1 teaspoon of remorse
10000 hours of teaching others how to do social media right

 Preparation method

Prep: 30 yrs| Cook: Indefinitely

1: Preheat oven to 4000 degrees F
2. Combine first the remorse, “likes”, stalking,  online dating sites and ramen into a large bowl. Mix well, call your mom then discard.
3: Place LinkedIn, Pinterest and Facebook into 8 inch square pan.  Let stand for 3-4 years.
4: Combine the parsley and chopped onion.  Spread over the social media mixture.
5: Bake in the preheated oven for 17 years. Let stand for eternity before serving.
This dish is better paired with your choice of SEO, a Heineken or Inbound Marketing.  Enjoy!



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