There's a lot of chatter about how Michelle Obama doesn't want her daughters on Facebook.
The nerve of her! Protecting their security and making independent decisions about the way she raises her own children! How dare she?! Doesn't she know that Facebook is the only way we communicate online that matters?
Still, both Obama daughters are under 13, the minimum age to use Facebook. Can't the The First Lady of the United States bend the rules just to let her two kids be on a monstrous social network where they will be open to attacks and messages from crazy people? Doesn't she want to feed them into Facebook's marketing monster?
Parents just don't understand how to be cool in 2011.