Technology & Data
- Big Data
- Tech & Innovation
How to Get Your Sales and Marketing Teams to Work in HarmonyContent Marketing for Midsized Companies: Whom to Target, What to CreateAtri Chatterjee of Act-On Software on the New Generation of MarketersMarketing Automation: What It Is and Why You Need to Know
- Social Tools
Join us September 15th in Atlanta for The Employee Advocacy Summit and learn how to unleash the power of your employees.
Post your event here and we'll share it with our community. If one of our members is featured, we'll promote as well on their profile.
- Marketplace & Webinars
The SMT Marketplace
Your resource for exclusive content and insights from Social Media Today, and opportunities to reach our community of professionals.
The Social Business Book Club brings you books, discussions, and insights from today's to business thought leaders.
Join interactive talks and and panel discussions with leading thinkers and practitioners on social media and networked business, or browse the catalogue of recorded sessions - all completely free.
Reach Social Media Today's community of marketing and communications professionals in an editor-approved context with a native advertising package.
Social Advocacy & Politics: World of Spycraft
Posted on December 18th 2013
A fellowship of NSA spies has been sent forth into the World of Warcraft on a quest to root out nefarious plots against the United State of America. Having to infiltrate many realms to monitor the millions of people playing there, the NSA team donned disguises and adopted alter-egos. Each team deployed into the various realms no doubt had a tactical mix of healers, tanks and damage dealers. You need a good mix of skills on your team to survive this rough world and to get the intelligence you need, especially when you come across a terrorist cell also in similar disguises. If the NSA teams are not good enough with their disguises, terrorist cells throughout WoW are likely to attack them at a moment’s notice, especially in the PvP-RP realm (oooh, gotta watch out for that one). But they must succeed. Our nation depends on them.
Meanwhile, the dark lord of the government (is Cheney still in office?) has dispatched Nine Riders of the most terrible form. They are agents of the law operating under the guise of dark, ominous things. In reality, they are there to spy on and terrorize good, innocent dwarves, elves, gnomes and, of course, humans. As long as the Nine are among us in this world, no one’s privacy is safe. No one will truly be able to enjoy the pure rush of combat and the thrill of finding booty fit for kings.
I suspect that both the far left and the far right imagine that the NSA’s foray into the World of Warcraft is more like the Nine Riders than a fellowship on a noble quest. And Americans in the middle are more likely to see it either as the fellowship (if they see government as a force for good) or a deployment of soldiers to protect us (if they see government as a necessary evil).
What I want to know is: who are the NSA staffers assigned to this effort? Are they operatives or analysts? Perhaps they are operalysts (or anatives), as they must be operatives in a virtual world, where digital data processing is an invaluable skill.
The bottom line is that infiltrating World of Warcraft (and Second Life), as the reports indicate the NSA does, makes sense. There are millions of people using these virtual worlds. As an online organizer, I have often suggested that campaigning within these worlds makes sense if you want to reach people you likely can’t reach anywhere else online (they probably spend too much time in these worlds to have any time to spend it anywhere else).
From the NSA’s perspective, these worlds are a great place to find the disconnected, disaffected of our society. They are a great place to find people who love to conspire for world domination (even if that world is fictional). And it is a great place to find people adept at using these worlds to hide their efforts to conspire.
Does that mean I like what the NSA is doing in World of Warcraft? No. Does that mean I think they will find any terrorists? Probably not. But I say “probably not” as much for how difficult it is to find anyone in a huge world of people plotting war as for the unlikelihood that there are any terrorists there to find.
As an aside, World of Warcraft peaked at 12 million players. World of Tanks just passed 75 million. I wonder if the NSA is there, too; most likely under the command of General Patton, himself (hey… it’s roleplaying).
Then again, what a fun job these NSA Operlysts have… sitting around all day playing World of Warcraft. I just pity them for having to explain what they are doing to their superiors.
(Pictured below: Crack NSA spy team poses for group photo)