Dear Twitter
Ever since we announced our engagement, I've had a sad feeling in my heart. I've been thinking a lot about you and I lately. All the good times and laughs we used to share. When we first started out things were different. We were more open with each other. We used to stay up late, just talking and hanging out. Now things are different. You're too busy for me. You've become successful and with that success you've become distant ... cold. We don't talk like we used to. We aren't relating to each other anymore. You've changed.
You say The New Twitter is going change how we spend time together. You say it's going to bring us closer together ... it's going to strengthen our relationship - increase our quality time. I sure hope so. Because it feels like this relationship has become pretty one-sided. We don't talk, we don't relate to each other. We just broadcast our thoughts, feelings and share information. Without discussion or engaging ... or even a thank you for the RT.
I'm trying really hard to save our relationship. I follow the people you say I should. I respect your code of ethics and try to always have something meaningful to tweet - to put out into the world. But you're so busy broadcasting your content you've forgotten about me. About my thoughts, opinions ... and feelings. Hello #FAIL it's Jill talking. If The New Twitter doesn't change our relationship, I'm worried that we're doomed to a life of information broadcasting, breaking news reports and YouTube links.
Maybe it's me but this relationship isn't going to work out unless you spend more time with me. Talking, engaging, and RTing like we used to. It's not too late Twitter. There's still time. We can save this thing if we both try a little harder. Forget therapy. You've been down that road. You've forgotten the vows that @aplusk and @mrskutcher took before one million followers became the norm for celebrity couples. I'm not rich. I'm not famous. But we're in this thing together - for richer, and for poorer. Let's save what we had ... together.
xxxooo
Jill