Chock-full of international flavor, this recipe made bacheloresque style dish is wonderful for birthdays, bake sales, sitting alone in Starbucks, potlucks or any non-social gathering. It's a social media lover's dream!
Ingredients:
(serving size 1)
2000 Packets of Ramen
3 Online Dating Sites
67 hours of stalking ex girlfriends
10000 hours of "liking" stupid posts
1 Dash of Pinterest
1 Dash of Facebook
3/4 teaspoon LinkedIn
1 tablespoon parsley
1/2 cup chopped onion
1 teaspoon of remorse
10000 hours of teaching others how to do social media right
Preparation method
Prep: 30 yrs| Cook: Indefinitely